IF u need ADVICE, message me. If u need FRIEND, call me. IF u


need HELP, e-mail me. If u need MONEY, nomor yg anda tuju tidak


dapat dihubungi. terima kasih.

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Orang sudah banyak membaca mengenai bahayanya merokok, sehingga mereka memutuskan untuk berhenti 'membaca'.

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Sesungguhnya perasaan ini sudah lama kupendam.saat ini akan kukatakan isi hatiku.mengapa..!mengapa..!mengapa..!kau begitu tega melupakan utangmu padaku.

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ini adalah layanan INDOSAT, anda dimohon dg sangat untuk menjauhkan MUKA anda dr layar ponsel,


karena MUKA ANDA sangat menganggu sinyal kami…


terima kasih

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tau ga PANDA apa yg paling cakep,pinter,imut,ngegemesin,lucu…


serta baek hati sedunia?


mw tau jawabnya?


jwbnya adlh


PANDAngilah aq, hehehehe

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kalo aku tangkai ko daunnye,

kalo aku aur ko tebingnye,

kalo aku kumbang ko bungenye,

kalo aku langit ko buminye,

& kalo aku tarzan ko le beruknye..

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Aku menjeling padamu,


kau lantas tertunduk malu.


Aku tatap wajahmu tatkala kau mengangkat malu muka.


Lalu aku pun berkata….."KAU KENTUT iye?!"

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Ingatlah..jika dimarah kamu DIAM..


jika difitnah kamu SENYUM..


jika dikeji kamu KETAWA..


Nescaya dgn berbuat demikian,


kamu tergolong orang2 yang SOUND TROUBLE

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Sori le lama x sms bcoz hp buat hal! Geram btol!


Bila tekan MENU je, jadi camni…

*****MENU******


Laksa………..$2.50


Mee Sup…….$2.00


Cendol………$1.50

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Birds love u, Monkeys love u, Hippos love u, Chimpanzee love u, Tortoise love u, Giraffe love u…………….

please return to the zoo, they all miss u, dont escape again!!!

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I want u 2 know dat our frenship means alot 2 me.


U cry I cry.


U laff I laff.


U jump out of d window

I look dwn & then …… I laff again!

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If


you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you


need me, come to me… If you need money… ……….. THE SUBSCRIBER


CANNOT BE REACHED!

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You'rE CutE

CharminG

CooL

SmarT

ClassY

WittY

AttractivE

EndearinG

So LovabLE

ThaT WaS SenT 2 ME, JusT WanteD YOU 2 ReaD IT!

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We


spend the first twelve months of our children s lives teaching them to


walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and


shut up.

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I wanted to send u something amazing,sexy, funny, beautiful.. but the postman told me to get the hell out of the letterbox!

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If anyone


ö bulliés u

/L

<ö_,


Y

<ö_,


Y__,

/Y

,__Y


L

<ö_,


Y__,


./

ö , Don't call


/Y) me,just


run OK

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I am a killer,I kill people for money…..But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

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Roses r red, violets r blue, its valentines day and no 1 luvs u!!!

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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

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A girl phoned me the other day and said…"Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

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Roses are red,


Violets are Blue,


Sugar is sweet,


And so are you….

The roses are wilted,


The violets are dead,


The sugar bowl's empty….

And so is your head!!

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People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

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i


wrote ur name on da beach but da river washed it away, i wrote ur name


on da wall but da wind blew it away, i wrote ur name on my heart and


that is where it will stay…..

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How


can u tell da rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist, how can u tell da


leaves not 2 fall wen wind exists, how can u tell me not 2 fall in luv


wen u exist!

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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z

oopz! I miss "U"

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If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

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If


I had letters "hrt" I can add "ea" and get heart, If I add u then Id


"hurt" but I rather choose u and get hurt than have a heart without u.

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If


loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is


strong and brighter then any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll


win every fight.

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I


asked God for a Flower,He gave me a garden I asked for a tree he gave


me a forest I asked for a river he gave me an ocean I asked for an


angel he gave me you

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lets play hide and seek.

ill hide and if u can find me u can date me.

if u can't… im in da cupboard …

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If your asking if I need you the answer is forever…

if your askin' if I'll leave you the answer is never…

if your askin' what I value the answer is you…

if your askin' if I love you the answer is I do.

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Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.

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A


B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z - The one who


invented alphabets was a genius. But he made a silly mistake by keeping


"U" and "I" so far.

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I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

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Should I smile because we are friends or should I cry because I know that's all we will ever be?

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Da worst feelin in da world is to be missing some1 when u sitting right beside them knowing u cant have them.

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The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love love someone else.

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What's da meaning of life if u cant breathe……


what's da meaning of sight if u cant see…


what's da meaning of love if it dont come true???


what's da meaning of me if there's no you???

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The sky


without stars:

like sleep


without dreams

like song


without music

like rose


without smell

like face


without smile

like ME


without U!

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Dont say u love me unless u really mean it, cuz i might do something crazy like believe it!!….

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i loved you once,


you loved me not,


i loved you twice,


but then i thought,


you dont love me,


and never will,


but even so,


i love you still!!!

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World is cruel, love is blind….


Lost in sadness, blur in mind….


Heart is broken, flame had died….


Time has passed but why is he…still not MINE???

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People


live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some


say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

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If


u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most


huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my "FRIEND"


u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!

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A


good friend is like a computer. She "enters" your life, "saves" you in


her heart, "formats" your problems, "shifts" you to opportunities and


never "deletes" you from her memory

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6 rules to be HAPPY:


Free your heart from hatred,


Free your mind from worries,


Live simply, Expect less,

Give more and…….

Always have ME as YOUR FRIEND!

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Never


say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u


feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

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A friend is sweet when it is new.


But it is sweeter when it is true.


But do you know that?

It is the SWEETEST when it is YOU!

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IF u need ADVICE, message me. If u need FRIEND, call me. IF u


need HELP, e-mail me. If u need MONEY, nomor yg anda tuju tidak


dapat dihubungi. terima kasih.

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Sesungguhnya perasaan ini sudah lama kupendam.saat ini akan kukatakan isi hatiku.mengapa..!mengapa..!mengapa..!kau begitu tega melupakan utangmu padaku.

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Q teringat memory masa lalu

km berada di sudut jln tersipu malu

wajah kamu berseri..

dg penuh segan kamu ulurkan tangan tanpa ragu seraya berkata:

nyuwun sedekah….!!

hehehe

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saat ku lihat matamu, kau tersenyum

saat ku lihat senyummu, kau pun berpaling

inilah saat yang tepat untuk ku katakan

kamu kentut ya??

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kata RCTI gw OK

trz kata SCTV gw NGETOP

klo kt TPI gw MAKIN ASYIK

kt ANTV gw WOWW KEREN

kt LAtivi gw PAS DIHATI

so….

capek deh jadi org cakep…


hehehehe

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aq kangen banget ma km…

tiap plg ke rmh ingat km…

tnpa km hdp aq berantakan…

pleasa, baliq ma aq…

aq mhon ma km..

krn aq bener2 butuh seorang…

PEMBANTU

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ada badai menghadang…

gempa mengguncang…

halilintar menyambar…

tsunami menyerang…

sblm semuanya trlambat..

q mo bilang sesuatu ma kamu..

q mo bilang…

lari goblok…


malah baca sms )

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Siapa yang pintar Hayo!, ini Bahasa Indonesia yang benarnya bagaimana: naik=keatas,


turun=kebawah,


mundur=kebelakang,


maju=kedepan,


masuk=kedalam,


lalu kalau keluar=… ?

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Di malam yang sunyi,di suasana yang sepi dan tak terasa rintik hujan pun turun entah kenapa hanya kau yang ingin kutemui, tuk mengatakan "GENTENG RUMAH LO BOCOR"